Author, Writer, Book Doula
Welcome to the Father’s Day Hotline. Please listen carefully as our menu has changed. LOL. Listen carefully? Change? You know we don’t play that. It’s your day. Do it your way. If you are considering becoming a father, please press…
Good morning, and thank you for calling the Mother’s Day Hotline. Please excuse the dust, as our hotline has been out of commission for so long, phones are now wristwatches. Or maybe eyeglasses? But so far as I can tell……
Good morning and welcome to the First Ever Fathers Day Hotline. Please listen carefully as we have never tried this before. If you never listen, please press buttons at random. We understand. Drive this like a remote control race car…
Good morning my dears and here are some cheers for the Mothers Day about to arrive. No need to fret that the mall’s not open yet or the family has nowhere to drive. Buying diamonds online is so unrefined, though…
The mural joined us in the fall of 2006. It was painted in acrylics over the space of a few weeks. The finishing touches emerged, swirling into corners and bleeding occasionally onto the ceiling and spattering, no matter how much…
Has anyone seen the 90s? The 1990s…end of the century…any of this ringing a bell? I recall the hubbub about Y2K and laughing it off but sort of curious whether, if it went and knocked out technology, we would be…
As I ponder the idea of no longer being a participant in the public school system, the thought that I am rid of fund raisers, done with dirty basketball jerseys, shed of tracking a textbook assigned ten months ago and…
Good morning and thank you for calling the Mother’s Day Hotline. Please listen carefully, as our menu has definitely changed. If you are considering parenthood, you’d better press 1. If you think that five kids are the perfect number of…
“Alcoholism is a primary, chronic disease with genetic, psychosocial, and environmental factors influencing its development and manifestations. The disease is often progressive and fatal. It is characterized by continuous or periodic: impaired control over drinking, preoccupation with the drug alcohol, use of alcohol despite adverse consequences, and distortions in…
You know what I hate? Feeling naive. If my girlfriend knows something I don’t know, she fills me in so that I can be as cool as she is. If my kid knows something I don’t know, he hides behind…
