Not all gelato is created equal.
Hubby and I scoured the length of Italy to tell you so.
As a matter of fact, you cannot walk a city block without tripping face first into three different gelato displays and as tempting as it is to eat your way through Italy with a cucchiaio or palletina in your hand, you need to know the Good from the Great.
“Good” will have a small case of flavors, ten or so basics, tucked into a larger establishment like a restaurant or souvenir shop. “Good” gelato is made in a factory from sullen cows with whatever ingredients are handy.
“Great” will have a wide variety of flavors, twenty at least, in a place dedicated only to this frozen delight. It will have over 150 if you’ve arrived in gelato Nirvana…which exists in Rome. Maybe it has won major awards for deliciousness in Sorrento. It will say “gelateria” over the door and have a bonafide gelato party going on inside.
“Great” gelato is crafted from the finest fresh ingredients from someone’s secret family recipe that Nonna left under her pillow. Each artisanal flavor will be piled into tall fluffy mountains of joy with bits of the ingredient tossed on top. ie: the pineapple gelato will be wearing a pineapple crown and the walnut gelato will be studded with walnuts. They branch out with lighter sorbets, too, just to mix things up.
The chilled pan of noccioloa will be half empty because the Master Gelatieres can’t stop ‘sampling’ it for quality control.
This place is taking gelato as seriously as you are and that’s
Next – always choose a cup, not a cone. Don’t be that guy with the cone we watched over and over, veering into the middle of the street trying frantically to lick his gelato into submission and losing the battle. You will find him later in the baptistry – sprinkled in holy pistachio. Marked by his dedication.
Now for the best part: Choosing your flavors. Begin slowly, don’t hurt yourself. We began with single flavor starter cups and worked our way up to professional level with three for four flavors at once. This allowed us to sample sometimes eight flavors at a time, because sharing is caring. Also, this is how you discover that lemon and chocolate go surprising well together in a single lick.
Here are the flavors we tried:
Amarena (tart cherry swirl)
Deep Dark Cioccolato (death by chocolate)
Stracciatella (a bit like chocolate chip)
Peanut (not peanut butter sadly, but more like a raw peanut ice cream)
Pera (pear and ricotta)
Mango (basically you are just eating a chilled perfect mango)
Limone (tart lemon)
Mistero Latino (it’s still a Latin Mystery to me but it was quite tasty)
My absolute favorites are the pear and the fig. The flavor is rich but also subtle, with bits of dried sweet pear or fresh fig swirled into the gelato. They are unusual and delicious.
If you have thoughts on gelato, by all means, put them in the Comment box and join the party.
Caio!Let’s get this party started. All mine…plus a cookie! The real deal in Sorrento. A Gelato Party. The smaller, back alley version. They are not invested. Gelateria in Corniglia…wish I’d tried the basil. Gelateria on Lido. In Venice At the top of Anacapri. At the top of Corniglia. Gelato is good for Mondays. Everyone knows this.