Dear Everyone in the Whole Wide World,

Do not panic. This was a test. Of my patience, your fortitude, and the email, WordPress, and Facebook systems.

Actually, due to the fact that today is MONDAY, and also TAX DAY, and probably there’s a full moon on Jupiter, my site decided to take random blogs and throw them into the trashcan. After first, of course, removing my photos. Because who needs pictures, apparently. And also, the big red button that was supposed to fix all of this decided, instead, to send them all to YOU.

My peeps.

Sadness.

Also, apologies.

I promise to stop laughing as soon as the adrenaline wears off.

Meanwhile, I also promise to never touch the big red button again as long as I live and you are safe from this nonsense. You did nothing wrong, except maybe trust me.

My next April video will feature a technology rant that is long overdue. I do hope you join me.

Jolie