It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a bona fide fiancé, must be in want of a shower. Or ten. Not sure how your weekend went, but unless you had panties hanging from your…
Author, Writer, Book Doula
Author, Writer, Book Doula
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a bona fide fiancé, must be in want of a shower. Or ten. Not sure how your weekend went, but unless you had panties hanging from your…
It’s finally happened. You know why the sultan never, ever, enters the harem tent? Because once a month every single female in it cycles simultaneously, but he never knows when. So he will die. Even if he brought chocolate. Have…