Good morning, and thank you for calling the Mother’s Day Hotline. Please excuse the dust, as our hotline has been out of commission for so long, phones are now wristwatches. Or maybe eyeglasses? But so far as I can tell……
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Good morning and thank you for calling the Mother’s Day Hotline. Please listen carefully, as our menu has definitely changed. If you are considering parenthood, you’d better press 1. If you think that five kids are the perfect number of…
Good morning, and thank you for calling the Mother’s Day Hotline. If you are waiting in bed for a tray of burnt toast, spilt juice, and a macaroni necklace, enjoy the following selections at leisure. Otherwise, please choose carefully. If…
So it was Mothers Day, and since Jolie is a Mother she’s biased and isn’t allowed to write about it. Instead, it’s me, Daughter #2, and while I don’t do Mothers Day the Hallmark way, I think we – the…