You know what I hate? Feeling naive.
If my girlfriend knows something I don’t know, she fills me in so that I can be as cool as she is.
If my kid knows something I don’t know, he hides behind a bowl of cereal, hoping no questions are asked before he runs off to school. Or in the case of my own brilliant and sarcastic child, he puts it in plain view and laughs at me for being naive.
Which, let me repeat myself, I hate.
Today I am advocating, once again, family conversation. The kind where the parent has to open a door, yank technology away from little Johnny, and ask some hard questions while remaining a calm, open-minded good listener. Like Ghandi. Or maybe Don Corleone.
He isn’t going to volunteer to have this conversation. Your education will be inadequate and you will glance into his room one day and notice the sweet little plants in his windowsill and think to yourself what a great parent you are that your kid knows about gardening and ambiance.
Little Johnny is growing pot. In his room. It’s so much cheaper than the dealer down the street, and organic, too.
Mom won’t figure it out. She is busy chasing toddlers. Or paychecks. Whichever.
As a parent, I died just a little when it was voted “legal” here in California because everyone interpreted that to mean “safe”. Pot shops opened up, serving a glamorous variety of goods. Smoking a joint or a cigarette is just so pedestrian now…what’s a kid to do?
My contacts tell me that vaping has been the cool experience of choice in the school lavatories for the last year or two. Most kids are vaping socially, meaning there’s a party in the bathroom, and these kids are not really engaging their brains at the time – which, I suppose, is the whole point.
- It is illegal to have marijuana or nicotine in any form if you are under the age of 21
- but it’s the easiest form of both for kids to access
- and, the kids are pretty comfortable trying it and feel that a puff won’t hurt them.
Not the way popping a pill might, or drinking a shot of liquor might. And here’s why: because the industry says so, that’s why.
As you will notice during the picture time of this presentation, vaping is marketed to youth. Although the packaging is clear about what is in the product you are buying, this is the first thing thrown into the nearest trashcan. The vape pens are sleek little packages or covered in cute cartoon figures and the cartridges that you put into them come in fun flavors from bubble gum to gummy bear.
You won’t see this kind of marketing on prescription medication or alcohol. Not even on cigarettes. The potent thc content now on the market is scientifically engineered. This is not your mama’s pot. But the industry is going to make sure it’s your child’s.
Getting the rechargeable battery-powered pens is not too difficult. But this doesn’t matter because you can walk into the school bathroom during lunch and help yourself to the party pen being passed around. If I saw one in my kid’s room, it might register as another random piece of technology or a charger pack of some kind. It could be a pen or a highlighter. The different cartridges (“carts”) full of flavorful fillings can be purchased for $20 in the store, or conveniently at school for $30. I can see myself now, spotting some vape juice, “Oh, look, little Johnny is into essential oils!”
Vaping leaves a faint scent around you for only a few minutes as it dissipates. (“Wait, little Johnny likes scented candles now?”) Kids sometimes exhale into empty gatorade bottles and cap them tightly to contain the tell-tale smoke. Either way, you can walk into a classroom ten minutes later and no one will smell it on you. My kid can get high at school all day long and not be noticed.
“Why?” I asked certain knowledgable high schoolers, “Why would you want to smoke at all?”
They hadn’t really thought about that question. I had plenty more. Why would you pass around a communal anything and put it in your mouth? Do you know which product is inside it? Or what strength?
“Hey!” calls a friend from the little group huddled in the bathroom, “Try this! You just press the button and inhale.” Many kids caught vaping are just trying it.
“But I didn’t know what it was. It was just one puff. They’re my friends. It didn’t look like it was hurting them. What’s the big deal?”
Well, for originality, ask the group if anyone there wishes they could quit.
There’s one who might be brave enough to confide in you. Nicotine is addictive. Sometimes they will tell you that they began vaping in order to stop smoking cigarettes. Ask how that plan is going. And the kid vaping alone in the bathroom stall? He’s not going to share.
(And this is where you might one-up your kid and mention you know that “dabbing” is not just a dance move.)
From the time a student leaves his house until the time a student returns home, the school has a certain level of responsibility for behavior. Whether my kid sells carts off campus or just delivered money from the sales, whether he took one puff at a friend’s house or bragged about it on social media, there are civic consequences. There are words like “suspended” “expelled” or “police” involved.
The burden on school staff to maintain “a safe and secure environment” for students is heavy and unsung. Next week we go further into it.
Our kids are in over their heads. They’re being advertised to and presented with something they know little about and understand even less. Vaping is touted as “safe smoking” and it’s clearly not. We need to have some conversations.
So I am here to fill you in and start you off. And you and I will be cool together.
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Thank you Jolie. This article is well written. The school we use for our Bible School has special devices in all their dorm rooms and washrooms. The detector sets the fire alarm off. The firemen can tell exactly what room the vape pen was used in. Eventually they figure out who brought it in. It’s a very costly mistake for the student who ignored the sign which reads “No Smoking or Vaping”. It was interesting to see the various styles of the pens.
Hm. I didn’t realize vaping could set off alarms, it’s a technology that’s worth looking into: https://abcnews.go.com/US/ny-school-installs-sensors-cut-students-vaping/story?id=54852303 and
Very educational, well written and presented.
Absolutely. If you clicked any of the links at all, you will have more info than you ever wish you knew. But honestly, keeping up with our kids is getting harder.
It’s so scary that people actually believe the use of Cannabis in any form is harmless. I have 3 personal friends who have had their sons diagnosed with schizophrenia following a few years of recreational use. Many studies are concretely linking Cannabis use and the increase psychosis.
“Dr. Ran Barzilay, a child and adolescent psychiatrist at TAU’s Sackler School of Medicine, explains that: “The study was conducted on mice, but it mimics a clinical picture of ‘first episode’ schizophrenia, which presents during adolescence in proximity to robust cannabis use.”
The study confirms the conclusions of earlier research: that cannabis is most likely to produce long-term psychiatric effects in individuals who are most susceptible.”
This is only one of many studies. How it ever got legalized is beyond me.
Trying to convince my kids that something will harm them, even a year from now, is hard. They don’t imagine life more than a week out.
Great topic! I am in shock how prevalent it is on campuses. Social media, hormones (old school), and this…it’s scary to be a kid these days…and scarier for parents. Thanks for the information.
I agree. There’s a lot going on in our kids’ world. Parent’s number one weapon is love. Number two is communication. “I love you. Talk to me.” :~)